When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:
when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon
I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
my friend was falling off my bed and she was like “help me back up” and i looked at her dead in the eye and whispered “long live the king” and pushed her off the bed.